Articles Written By: Jeremy

About Jeremy

Author Website: Jeremy
I am a hobby musician and semi-pro session vocalist by night. By day I am a meat cutter taking a break from Grad school. I write to release and create. Most of my songs lean towards the darker side of a relationship because I feel there is a lack of that from the male perspective. I love women, but they are just as (if not more) crazy as men...!! ;) Always willing to collaborate or even lay lead or BG vox on a project.. Just have to ask me!!

If I Have To Wait

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So that you know I do not just sit and write vulgar comedy music all the time…!

If I Was

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~ If I Was ~

Who are we, to tell somebody who to love
We’re all born free, so who really gives a fuck
So just do you, and live your own style of life
cause when the lights go down, its not your business who I do tonight

If I was gay, Brad Pitt would be the 1st to know
I’d suck his dick like he had the cure
If I was gay, my roomie would be the next to know
I would rock their fuckin world fo sho
I’d slow it down, move it around
Let them know whos the man
If I Was…

Baby Jesus, died on the cross for all sins
not for ignorance, regardless of its bliss
so using God, to escape your bitter reality
does no good, so kiss my ass between the cheeks

If I was gay, Brad Pitt would be the 1st to know
I’d suck his dick like he had the cure
If I was gay, my roomie would be the next to know
I would rock their fuckin world fo sho
I’d slow it down, move it around
Let them know whos the man
If I Was…

This is the part where we go to the dance floor
Hey you over there, what the fuck you got pants for
we all came to this world butt naked and free
you are just like me, if i cut you, you bleed
and just like me you just want to be loved
the only difference is you like it in the butt.. NOW!!

If I was gay, Brad Pitt would be the 1st to know
I’d suck his dick like he had the cure
If I was gay, my roomie would be the next to know
I would rock their fuckin world fo sho
I’d slow it down, move it around
Let them know whos the man
If I Was…

If I was gay, Brad Pitt would be the 1st to know
I’d suck his dick like he had the cure
If I was gay, my roomie would be the next to know
I would rock their fuckin world fo sho
I’d slow it down, move it around
Let them know whos the man
If I Was…

Do Do (Do Do Do)

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Do Do (Do Do Do)’

This club is jumpin from the windows to the walls
I got one hand in the air, bumpin’, the other graspin’ my balls
The DJ spots me, so I know the next song is my jam
So I step to the dance floor… GOD DAMN!
I was hit in the face bone two nostrils deep
by the kinda skunk trunk funk that weakens ya knees
now the hand from my balls is now graspin’ my nose
and the beat bumpin hand, is currently froze

(Jesus Christ)

Can you smell that?
It smells like do do do do do…
I’m certain of the fact
It’s not from me or from my crew
It smells like chicken wings
sour cream, captain crunch and pickle juice
A hint of summers eve
And a big fat chunk of doo doo too…

Locked in a gay pose, while the DJ spins my tune
Dry heaves creepin up my neck, I gotta exit this room
Backed up and turned around, I could literally taste my bad luck
face to face with ‘Skanky Doodle’ (dry heave) FUCK!
I moved right.. She move right, its like we were in sync
Tears in my eye, she said “don’t cry” I said “Nah, bitch you stink”
It seemed absurd, she never hear a word, then she kissed me on my cheek
She turned around and broke it down, then wiped her ass on my knee

Can you smell that?
It smells like do do do do do…
I’m certain of the fact
It’s not from me or from my crew
It smells like chicken wings
sour cream, captain crunch and pickle juice
A hint of summers eve
And a big fat chunk of doo doo too…

Can you smell that?
It smells like do do do do do…
I’m certain of the fact
It’s not from me or from my crew
It smells like chicken wings
sour cream, captain crunch and pickle juice
A hint of summers eve
And a big fat chunk of doo doo too…

It went down in slow motion like some Matrix type shit
I wiped my lunch from my mouth, and then my hand on her tit
And then laughed to myself, she had no clue at all
Aside from do do do do do she now smelled like my balls…

Can you smell that?
It smells like do do do do do…
I’m certain of the fact
It’s not from me or from my crew
It smells like chicken wings
sour cream, captain crunch and pickle juice
A hint of summers eve
And a big fat chunk of doo doo too…

Can you smell that?
It smells like do do do do do…
I’m certain of the fact
It’s not from me or from my crew
It smells like chicken wings
sour cream, captain crunch and pickle juice
A hint of summers eve
And a big fat chunk of doo doo too…

…But Sex

Advanced contributor jeremy
posted 29 comments!

Title is misleading…………..!!